A joke is a short story or ironic depiction of a situation communicated with the intent of being humorous. It can also be used a slang term for a pers

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Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.!

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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th
August.
Student:A holiday
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No mam! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Teacher: How old is your father. Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
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Teacher: (1)There is a frog,
(2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God,are you still in there?'
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Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight.